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14.06.2025 00:53
No way
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Then came..
Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...